Monday, May 20, 2013

rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

image

oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.

(Source: inkse)

thief-0f-space:

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized


Ok do maybe yahoo does know how to fit in

thief-0f-space:

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

Ok do maybe yahoo does know how to fit in

(Source: sierrasoldhervoice)

mineralists:

Hematite var. Iron Rose Selle Lake area, Italy

mineralists:

Hematite var. Iron Rose
Selle Lake area, Italy

allthingsgayandcute:

My fiance (on the right) and I (on the left) at an old abandoned building around town. We’re aiming to post at least one picture together everyday of summer.

allthingsgayandcute:

My fiance (on the right) and I (on the left) at an old abandoned building around town. We’re aiming to post at least one picture together everyday of summer.

lord grant me the strength to accept the plot lines i cannot change

courage to continue to watch the show

and wisdom to remember i am not a member of the psychotic part of the fandom

amen

thisbecatness:

properdead:

I needed this on my blog. The best response to anon hate I have ever read.

REMEMBER WHEN

thisbecatness:

properdead:

I needed this on my blog. The best response to anon hate I have ever read.

REMEMBER WHEN

marielikestodraw:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones)

(Source: makairia)

wartortles:

vinylequalshappiness:

wartortles:

theres nothing jacking off cant fix

Masturbation Addiction.

ok u win this time

erroetcresco:

prince-rylie:

wtf-fun-factss:

Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray
WTF FUN FACTS HOME  /  See MORE TAGGED/ weird FACTS 

YOOOOOOO
THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE 

holy shit
this seems like the most useful thing ever, forget clothing. Watch the video. 

erroetcresco:

prince-rylie:

wtf-fun-factss:

Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray

WTF FUN FACTS HOME  /  See MORE TAGGED/ weird FACTS 

YOOOOOOO

THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE 

holy shit

this seems like the most useful thing ever, forget clothing. Watch the video. 

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

synsabre:

Oh my fucking god. 

cynthelynn:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

heck yeah

cynthelynn:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

heck yeah